Monday, June 03, 2024

THE RETURN OF THE JEDI (A Sequel to "The Unemployed" Series)

The Jedi in this case is not a master of the mystic-warrior way.

He was in an Order whose symbols were disposed in toilets and garbage bins, an inactive Master of the Royal Secret that track desolate desert planets for leftover tinumis, lechong paksiw and bopis that powered the lightsabers of a Thursday night session in Bakal 2, and a substitute guard of the outer door to King Solomon's Temple who allowed the personal representative of the Grand Master to pass through. 


The hocruxes of Jabba the Hutt were dissipated by static (+), a transient ischemic attack (T), and a skyrocketing ichor (T) but Darth Vader probably still sells protection from financial lose so he too will soon be judged by the Rebel Alliance.   

These are the reflections and recommendations from a communique, that care will not be enough and investments for affordable shelter financing and universal health coverage were paid until December to ensure adequate social protection for the unemployed and therefore the continuity of his appointments with ajumma (The Principal) and noona (The Nubiles) too.

A 5-month contract was finally signed on Wednesday after April's CANSEA stint (6 days and paid) and May's EI work (13 days and unpaid) so $785 was deposited to upgrade an aircon power outlet, renew a driving license, and validate a national convening in Vientiane.

Thus, he will remain to be The Consultant who is fond of pairing Irish whiskey with sisig, adobong bibe and kinilaw na bangus; a classic operator who becomes better with age, Like Fine Wine, and the Tadej Pogacar of ASEAN influencing that is guaranteed to make things happen.

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