ACT 1: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
Synopsis: The Snakeman leaked The Secrets of Dumbledore on freshly sliced tuna and salmon sashimi, was judged guilty of The Crimes of Grindelwald including the failure of ensuring that dried nuts and fruits are in the charcuterie board, and was therefore cropped.
Shasuh: The beasts were hidden in Infiesto by Sargento Ramos. He is the Snakeman and one or four of them can be him.
El Demonio: As prophecied by the legend of Shahmaran, the Snakeman can take many forms but it will shed its skin someday to reveal his true self.
ACT 2: She who must not be named
Synopsis: The MILF of Bakal 2 reemerged as a slice of pan-fried liempo suffocating the pinangat na tilapia hatched from an orange egg that was incubated in black undies worn by Women at War.
Marguerite, disdainfully: The holiest turned out to the horniest.
Mother Agnes, sneering: Men prefer the mystery of the habit from a whore's soiled lingerie.
Caroline, regretfully: She was the star of the wake, the lady in black with the aquiline nose.
Suzzane, somberly: The lucky numbers are 18-19.
Act 3: The mouth that sucked a thousand dicks
Synopsis: The Phantom Biker regretted she can not see him on Friday to exorcise the haunting of the Fantastic Beast/s and hoped that the kubrador is as doable as told by those who came to sing with the Last Night Band.
Philomena Cunk on Earth aka The Mouth: It could have been 7 days at the trails have not been for a funeral and a sudden trip to avoid the traffic at Valdefuente.
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