Monday, February 20, 2023

The Secret Diary of a NOBODY

FEBRUARY 13: Hutch won the lotto grand prize and bought three adjacent lots in Bakal 2 where he built three imaginary houses to fill The Space Between virtual meetings.

FEAST DAY OF STs. CYRIL AND METHODIUS: She called from Narvik in Palayan City to ask if the pinakbet sauce is as red as her bearded clam and the credit card bill that must be paid before a fictional holiday from Sapporo to Kyoto for the Holy Week. 

FEBRUARY 15: Crispy isaw was served at Kanto Grill where The Outfit joined a virtual meeting in Europe and Asia to decide who to coerce to sit in the West, for the moment.   

FEBRUARY 16: Barbecued pork bridged the weekend between Bangkok and Vientiane but the verdict on the asshole's 42 Days of Darkness remains as vague as a third phase and an imaginary birthday train from Busan.

FEAST DAY OF THE SEVEN HOLY FOUNDERS OF THE SERVITE ORDER: Three contemptuous humans with An Unfinished Life were devoured in a feast of adobo and kinilaw na kambing, kare-kare and nilagang mani.

FEBRUARY 18: Yan-Yan is a Promising Young Woman but Camille's lip service almost derailed the closing speech in Palayan City where a made up vacation in Taipei was described as the lechon that never reached Tables 27 and 41 until the night cap in Mapangpang.     

FEBRUARY 19: The Phantom Biker survived the Zulu because the 5-day battle with them actually happened in the bike trails of Munoz where the ricefields smelled like crispy fried tinapa that tasted like pinapaitang baka and plated as a paksiw na malaga

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