Just as the Ox is about to box the Delta variant, MV Aurora was sunk by the Dibiasky Comet while sailing to Whitby from Budapest via Batanes which unleashed The Judge of Lappeenranta upon Count Dracula to account him for the carnal corruption of Leana and Sister Agatha Van Helsing.
The drama was World War II in Color with the Road to Victory blocked by those who Don't Look Up to The Rhythm Section of the MILF from Bakal 2 as Dr. Randall Mindy pulled down her floral pull-on shorts to pull out the week's usual tokwa't baboy and fried Spam slices.
Thus was how Omicron emerged from North Africa, jumped to Kursk, Berlin, Italy, Paris, Dunkirk; crossed the Atlantic for the Philippine Sea, Iwo Jima, Okinawa and the Bordertown of Campos where the The Mural Murders morphed into a sisig of the 3rd Degree for 373 past Masters.
The Tiger is in the cusp of the old and the new but 2024 is restless with the indecision of 2023 so to finalize the penalty of Death to 2021, a Cherry was picked in Cabanatuan to screw the strange and complicated Love affair of Gus and Mickey with a dram of leftover whiskey on New Year's Eve.
Kinilaw na tanigue and pangat na hito collided with lechong baboy as the Phantom Biker and his sidekick greeted Day 1 of 2022 with a sinful smorgasbord of lechon roll, crispy pata and barbecue that were desperately tempered with inihaw na bangus and salmon with garlic lemon butter sauce...
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