LUSTS STORIES X

It was the Vikings who created the Bombay Talkies about an Open Marriage with legs wide open enough to admit a higher salary grade and slide into a possible final enrolment --- an arousing Self-satisfaction that is equivalent to the glow of 70 lighted candles mounting 58 cupcakes.

It's like the Jollibee mascot having Sex with the Maid, An Extramarital Affair between a bike and the garbage dump for cancelled weeklies that begot 3 bilaterals and the first key informant.

Responding to haloween emails while pushing a first payment in Phnom Penh are Made for Each Other, The Mirror of a conversation about chasing hosting fee arrangements for the shoe restorer and the doctor who declared victory for the moment 

Such is how Sex with the Ex was plotted to exterminate a non-existent Tilchatta plague through a cocktail spray of take-home litson, adobong kambing, and kinilaw na bibe na bibe from a Lodge visitation; and a fumigation of carrot bopis, over-fried chicken, and rushed bihon guisado.   

The Central Bank was harangued by a Pizza Delivery Boy who was found Swinging in the glass ceiling of a castigated criminal bank while signing-off annual goals. 

In his homily, the priest did not mention the Quarelling Ex-lovers but offered his blessings for Pugad Baboy's Sunday breakfast picnic, 8 hours before a a banquet of adobong bibe was serenaded with songs from the album of Erotica.