Monday, August 14, 2023

G2 + 2 WEEKS

Influencing the ASEAN can be an enigma: easy as ushering home two flat tires, difficult like greasing a bike chain with a punctured can of WD-40, or hard as recovering a hacked Facebook account.  

Such was the palette of colors which painted murals of just energy transition and inclusive business in the canvass of my contract that remains to be stamped by two redundancy payments.

So I sent Ishita, my alter ego, to guard the kaldereta and lechon against the sorrowful eyes of Kyou Kai who was mourning the inappropriateness of taba-less menudo and sisig, iced beer and loud karaoke. 

I also pledged on Veerappan's notorious legacy to incubate an inclusive business for tokwa't baboy and smuggled Thai beer to honor the MILF of Bakal 2 and Rheka's soiled innocence.

And it was Liu Hong Mei, her feetless specter patched with Albert Lin's right leg, who conveyed our Expression of Interest to participate in the 22nd meeting of the ASEAN Committee on Women.   

Saturdays no longer excite me but the 32 pieces of lumpiang shanghai for MASP's birthday and rubbery kapukan from the reunion of The Watalubs from Maligaya and Carmen were exceptions.


7 days and 152.8 kilometer
1 flight booking and 3 hotel reservations
3 media plans and 2 op-eds
8 meeting in 5 days
X number of emails and messages
0 Masonic labors

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