Monday, November 07, 2022

MY RESERVATIONS

One cold morning, a flicker of flame from Kuya Romy's match lighted Manong Ed's cigar to briefly reveal the silhouette of the Phantom Biker walking through The Great Wall from Beijing on his way to bring an umbrella for his wife at Victoria Peak in Hong Kong and have lunch with Ate Alice at the Les Invalides in Paris while a naked Halle Berry watch Tiago and Lucas negotiate Singapore's Merlion for a span of the Berlin Wall, Reese Witherspoon's bikini a piece of Monica Bellucci's underarm hair, a pack of cold San Miguel Beer and bony kalderetang bibe, and two chilled bottles of Eaglehawk cabernet sauvignon with oily bits of kapukang baboy. 

But the Phantom Biker have No Reservations stroking G's wetness while watching Harry Potter flirt with Aphrodite, the ghost of the French Quarter in New Orleans that lured Bong, Grace Jones, Kuyang Uben and Miss Roy to the mysterious Patuxai Monument of Vientianne where Paula danced the rumba with Prince Mohammed bin Salman and El Pepe, the salsa with Kuya Rudy and Bagis John, and the tango with the delegates of COP 27 who all afterwards rushed to the House of the Temple in Washington DC for a refreshment of Alfonso light brandy and plastic packets of stale peanuts.  

Monday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday were the Phantom Biker's reservations for the Barbarians of Rotterdam at the Doll House where the MILF of Bakal 2 kept invading the bike trails with a long wet rub that slipped in anyway to trigger a huge volcanic eruption and creampie the much improved Seasons 3 and 4 of an unattended hole, or so he thinks while nursing two bottles of inihaw na balingit-flavored Red Horse extra strong beer.  


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