Monday, October 10, 2022

PARTS unKNOWN-ED 1: THE DISCOVERY+ EDITION

Season 1 
It was black pussy night at 19th Street but not in Koreatown where the tall gay caregiver cut Cali powder with a Canadian credit card to entertain the dancing cobras in the Medina with shots of Pisco Sour that were laced with dark water from the Congo


Season 3
Neon colors from The Strip illuminate a Diwali feast of biryani and vin chaud dripping from the veins of Kukulkan to inspire Lula in singing the Delta blues on a block of frozen vodka from the Volga that sunk countless royal barges at the Chao Phraya 


Season 4
Bun cha powered John Stephen Akhwari's podium finish in Asuncion where vintage wine from Martha's Vineyard were aged in the Ming Tombs for a birthday party at 1520 Sedgwick Avenue that sent the Ayatollah to Nine Mile for a rasta conclave


Season 8
The barkeep of a deserted boteco in the vaults of Graceland loaded a single-car Shinkansen with parcels of purple penne for the ancient kitchens of the Forbidden City where sidewalk eateries in the Old Quarter cook for the lady boys of The Alamo


By Monday, the Phantom Biker was liberated by the Narco-Saints from 6 days of quarantine for a 4-day bike ride to Suriname to witness the cannonization of the martyred Pastor Jeon Yo-hwan as the second patron saint of druglords...


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