Monday, May 16, 2022

THE MYSTERY OF MARILYN MONROE and HOW IT ENDS

She overdosed on barbiturates.

The mystery is why Attorney General Robert Kennedy and the FBI covered up her death as narrated in The Unheard Tapes that Atty. Will Younger played for the Thursday Group during a Tuesday dinner of tokwa't baboy in Bakal 2 while Seattle and the West Coast were being vaporized by a giga-volcanic eruption and the conclusion of a disappointing election in the Philippines. 

Ruth was in fact a redneck Marilyn Monroe but she was shot in Ozark by Wendy who wants to remain as Louise Harrington, the MILF of Morningside Heights once known as Marta Cabrera of Bakal 2 in her younger years, she who took the Knives Out to prepare french fries for Wednesday night after Bulan boarded the bus to Sampaloc.

Many years ago in Midway, Lieutenant Commander Edwin Layton's intelligence network has foreseen that Marilyn Monroe will die in Brentwood on the 4th day of August 1962, almost 60 years before the Phantom Biker was feted with a plaque of appreciation served in a steak dinner and a charcuterie board stuffed inside a bottle of Hennessy Cognac, right after the Mayor-elect of Talavera promised to one day visit D' HANKS of Bakal 2. 

But the hard truth is a Jaguar owned by the Butcher of Mauthasen escaped from Isabel Garrido's care and mauled Marilyn Monroe just as the Raffle Masters drew the lucky winner of a 39-inch Hanabishi digital smart TV that will adorn the master's bedroom in Bakal 2.   

After 4 days of exorcising BBM's election in the bike trails of Munoz, the Phantom Biker was told to Better Call Saul instead and ask Slippin' Jimmy McGill the ex-con lawyer to file a motion to reopen the Marily Monroe case, tap his ex-cop friend Mike Ehrmantraut to gather new evidence, and perhaps remake Kim Wexler who is also a blonde as the Marilyn Monroe of HHM and Season 1.

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