Monday, February 28, 2022

LEGENDS OF THE FAIL

The Fishbowl Wives brought tiim na pata, kalderetang kambing at bibe, and sashimi as divined by the myterious shaman from the elevators for the 40th installation rites of the men with funny caps and the liberation of Sakura who presented the Phantom Biker with a wooden plaque as a gesture of her appreciation for his weekly Netflix binges, One Percent of which are sensual episodes of unfaithful housewives playing with Toy Boy and goldfishes in Season 2 where El Turco and Rania displayed their Devotion, A Story of Love and Desire from Marbella to Milan, unmasking the infidelities of Margherita and Carlo to ignite the invasion of Ukraine.

On Monday, those asked to Forgive our Trespasses gathered over adobong mani in Pugad Baboy to dispense justice to the perps of Baloc, the Thursday Group extending the plenary until Tuesday's daing na pusit and Wednesday's pritong tilapia after the failed psychometrician of Bakal 2 was mauled in Rosales by a Fistful of Vengeance that  was auctioned with Saturday's burnt danggit in Season 1 of the Swap Shop in Rogersville and a Sunday finale of adobo at tiim na bibe.  


Through the 7 days of the week, the Phantom Biker broke a bottle each of Johnny Walker, Singleton and Glenfiddich; and emptied cases of Red Horse Extra Strong and San Miguel Pale Pilsen except on Thursday after the MILF of Bakal 2 appeared as plump breasts bursting from a tight floral sando. 

Through the 7 days of the week, the Phantom Biker roamed the trails of Munoz with his heir, except on Saturday when he explored the bridges of Sto. Domingo, Talavera and Aliaga with the Bakal 2 Riders before his MILF popped up as panty lines etched in a flimsy duster.

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