Monday, November 29, 2021

sCALPed

As the pandemic surged to the The End of the F***ing World, Akira teleported to Yorkshire to assist Scotland Yard in Catching Killers including The Fable and The Killer Whos Does Not Kill.   

There, he became Akio who groped Alyssa's tits in the beach while in Osaka, a double blowjob from Yoko Sato and Bonnie made James come in 6 seconds flat.   

And Oh, Ramona! Laura McAllan is the MILF in Bakal 2 who would soon fuck her cousin-in-law from Brasov as she-who-must-not-be-named transformed from Anemona into Mudbound Carla.  

In the ensuing Cook Off, Anesu offered sadza for the Men in Apron of Baloc to compliment a Harare-inspired menu of  T+F's pizza, salami, samgyeopsal, daing na bangus and reheated siomai.  

Thus is explained why salt rained in Pandacan to season Aguy's recipe of Pan de Salawal which sustained the Phantom Biker in 6 mornings of errands and adventure in the bike trails of Marietta.  

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