The bikers of Munoz-Lupao road cheered Valeria as she overhelmed Billie in terms of nipples (pink versus dark), promiscuity (three against two) and milieu (Madrid over New York) with Sasha and Lola almost even in contesting the title of being the second horniest Netflix character of the week.
In Gryfino, Sgt. Anna Jass emerged from The Mire of the Crooked Forest to battle Nerea for the special citation of being the best lesbian lover, the Polish cop eclipsed by the Spanish lawyer with multiple partners and graphic cunnilingus scenes amidst the freshly planted ricefields of Nueva Ecija.
In the last week of the 108th Tour de France, Brad Simon possessed the Phantom Biker into a mitosis of quarantined Sex/Life to spawn the stalker of a horny headmistress and a connoiseur of recycled lechong paksiw, leftover inihaw na bangus, a bland tokwa't baboy and raw luncheon meat with tomatoes and onion from Thursday night when Salome danced with Rey Valera, her black dress accentuating erotic curves and unclothed mounds that are as chewy as the chicharong bulaklak of the inquisition, crunchy as the crispy pisngi from a Lodge visitation, and powerful enough for Tadej Pogacar to paint the slopes of Col du Portet and Luz Ardiden with yellow while UCI WorldTeams scrambled to salvaged their season in Saint-Gaudens and Libourne.
Mark Cavendish finished with the green jersey but got stuck at #34 as Wout van Aert added the time trial in Saint-Emilion and a sprint at Paris Champs-Elysees to his conquest of Mont Ventoux to equal the Phantom Biker's versatile trail biking resume.
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