Monday, May 03, 2021

18+

You were not named after Pope John Paul because "Juan" means "fight for right" and Pablo Neruda is my poet laureate. 

You can now get a tattoo, marry, own property, watch 18+ movies and stand for election.

Remember though that the number 8 in "18" is like a coiled snake biting its tail, cunning and deceitful like Charles Sobhraj of Kanit House, treacherous like The Serpent that hugged the steep curves of the Estavayer Circuit and the slippery slopes of Thyon.

It was in Season 8 that Rachel got fertilized by Ross after a Tuesday special of crispy pata, tokwa't baboy, fried chicken wings and San Migue Pale Pilsen at Kuya Paeng's place, the night before Season 9 when Rachel yearned for Joey's dick and you turned 18 too with a pot of kalderetang baka, a rack of inihaw na liempo, a vat of fried chicken, and cases of black beer (Tiger) and whiskey (Johnny Walker). 

But Who Killed Sara? 

It ain't Cesar who was having his way with Rodolfo's girlfriend and wife, not Clara who was so into Chema and Lorenzo's anal show, so it must be Elroy and the incestuous Mariana whom Alex and Elisa should slap with an 18+ for those assembled in Baloc in the time of the quarantine. 

The Phanthom Biker time trialed to the podium in Fribourg in honor of Vincenzo who will be competing in the 104th edition of the Giro d'Italia after Episode 20 --- Myung-hee reduced to a charcoal, Han-seok exsanguinated, the fate of the gold bars unknown, Cha-young tounged but not fucked.    

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