Monday, March 22, 2021

AN INCREDIBLE PIRATE TALE

Only two bikers joined the tour across Joana Lumley's Japan on Saturday with most of the peloton opting to regenarate sun-and-sand burns from Abu Dhabi with balms of Monbetsu crab and Sapporo beer while the survivors of Salon-de-Provence and Blausasc were resusciated with a blended ointment of daiginjo and junmai in Akita.

And there were those exposed to the virus in Levens and perhaps in San Benedetto del Tronto too who were quarantined in Nagasaki's Henn-na Hotel, so Joana's two bikers joined the San Remo finishiers in Okinawa to learn karate after a nourishing breakfast of Goto Supreme in Balante.   


That same Saturday afternoon, the pirates struck in Baloc and Talavera, not Under the Influence of Keith Richards but with Captain Teague from The Lost Pirate Kingdom of Benjamin Hornigold in Nassau who launched the careers of Black Sam Bellamy and Blackbeard In the Heart of the Sea in pursuit of Capt. George Pollard, First Mate Owen Chase and the Phantom Biker as they search for Moby Dick in the Offshore Grounds of Nueva Ecija's biking haunts.


Meanwhile, Sigma reentered from 2035 through the uploader to join a Tuesday Special of dinakdakan and shabu-shabu, and stayed until Saint Joseph the Worker's feast day where he extorted beef kalederata, patatim, inihaw na bangus and ginataang tanigue from the Thursday Club in exchange for a preview of Episodes 11-16.

Pre-empted, Wusang threathened to expose Episodes 11-20 unless Babel pay off the capped men in Baloc with sisig and pinapaitan, the smell of fermented beer lingering until the pirates struck on the day of the Amaranths...    

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