Monday, June 29, 2020

FOOD HEIST

Penang's food thieves struck simultaneously, carting pots of laksa from Air Itam, kway teow from Chowrasta and Hookien mee from Apollo then converging on Cecil Street for their final heist of fried sago and lotus popiah. 

Agent Estrada spotted them and Sergeant Beckett have all targets locked on the crosshairs of his CheyTac M200 for the ultimate kill as the sun set in Bogota. 


In Perak, Menglembu's newspaper rice got drenched in a bowl of Kampar rice noodles, braised intestines and pighead skin in lieu of the mee rebus that remains hostaged in Pokok Assam. 


SEAL Team 6 finally got Geronimo in Abbottabad to rightfully claim a bounty of fried meat nasi lemak and stewed bean curd from Chow Kit and Seri Kembangan, respectively, that were locked somewhere in Selangor for safekeeping.  


On the 104th day of ineptitude, the quarantine security at the Munoz wet market was breached to liberate a kilo of paddy straw mushroom and a bundle of bitter gourd leaves for a Sunday breakfast.



The Phantom Bikers were in hot pursuit of Jason's loot but Sibu Central's mee goreng sup and Stutong's fermented mustard rice noodles disappeared in Sarawak.

In Malacca, Eng Seng's chicken rice balls was disguised as a stuffed tofu while Pecan Cina's fried mee hoon has become indistinguisable from curry mee when they finally arrived in Kedah.

In the end, they retreated to Munoz and have to do with mami, goto and arroz caldo. 

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