Monday, April 27, 2020

INSIDE NETFLIX

It was Joseph the Nazi who assassinated Archduke Ferdinand to justify the invasion of Serbia who then fled to the cosmic Amazon jungle, the plot uncovered by Magistrate Pfeffer whose silence was rewarded with a fuck from Frau Ofner, Joseph outdueled by Agent Poveda to solve the mysterious case of Ushe after soliciting a fuck with a stranger, Joseph reincarnated as the Tarttalo of Navarra and the nemesis of Inspector Salazar who begot a son because she got fucked too, and Joseph transformed as Al-Masih because Case Officer Geller got fucked by Aviram before the plane crash.  

And that is how the fucking ballad of Buster Scruggs came to be in the American frontier. 



Meanwhile in Nueva Ecija, the Phantom Biker barged through quarantine to chase The Professor, rumored to be somewhere in Palawan and fucking Racquel, for just a wad of the 984 million euros looted by the capital cities from the Royal Mint of Spain, but they could not get enough and barged into the Bank of Spain for the 4.5 million dollars in a monarch's crown, or perhaps melt the entire Crown Jewels into 3.5 billion dollars of corona virus vaccine. 

And I can't help wondering if Lilibeth ever got fucked...

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