LOOSE MOTIONS AND HALLUCINATIONS

El Camino, A Breaking Bad Movie, actually ends in Bakal 2 where Stranger Things happened to Dave Chappelle who originally intended to resettle in Alaska as a Mr. Driscoll, the The Sandman of Starcourt Mall, the deepthroat of the Bird Revelation which, with unequalled Equanimity, tamed the Russian Mind Flayer with Sticks and Stones, a helm, a pouch of sand and a ruby Jesse Pinkman stole from Morpheus.

Calliope though is the MILF of Hawkins and The Closer Jenny Halsey moves to the Schutztaffel, the more she looks like Princess Ahmanet's pussy, moist and warm from being wrapped too long in a tight boxer, like The Mummy from the Valley of the Dead penises where a Tuesday offering of Pakistani nimko, Korean samgyeopsal and barbecued orange egg from Bakal 2 won The Kennedy Center Mark Twain Prize.  

It was diarrhea or Montezuma's revenge that begot a Sunday brunch of lechon and pizza in Cabanatuan but What's in a Name if four sessions of Home2Home riding can bring the Phantom Biker to 41 countries in 761 days across 43,600 kilometers and 63 flat tires?

BREAKING BANGKOK

It's always the third table from the breakfast buffet near the glass windows, always between an interracial couple with a religious preference to the salad bar and a lanky white man clutching his usual bowl of cereal and cookies, and always while a petite Asian mature is picking fallen orchid petals in the poolside, her unintedend seduction a welcome distraction from the morning tedium of the usual ham and cheese, sunny side ups, stringy bacon, butter-and-jam smeared croissants and a cup of latte that will be reincarnated as the customary mid-day smorgasbord of pizza, spicy salad, Indian food, Thai soup and orange juice.         

Chatrium Residence Sathon was built with the $9,720,000 of the last barrel and haunted by the ghosts of Hank, Todd and Walter White who shyly melted into the shadows as Jesse Pinkman, disguised as the hotel manager, led his guests to a welcome dinner of fried chicken and sea bass, vegetable stew and salad, and a rained out view of the Chao Phraya River from the 5th floor of Icon Siam between nights of som tam, grilled pork neck and oyster omelette from Mustafa's favorite place, and street noodles and spicy pork salad from parts previously unknown.   

And for three days, 9 countries gathered at the Spring Ballroom to watch the last season of Breaking Bad and the last episode of Better Call Saul where on the last day, it was announced that Jimmy McGill/Saul Goodman/Gene Takavic  who sold cinnabon and stolen identities tested positive and will be quarantined for 86 years while in Room 3095, a case of hypoglycemia and 5 negatives were reported. 

But there was no miracle at the Suvarnabhumi Airport whose lounge served the same menu after more than two years of the pandemic, almost like Chatrium's monotonous breakfast buffet but unlike the pretentious dinakdakan and grilled tuna belly from Gerry's Grill that is easly topped by the IBP's version, nor the igado and dinardaraan at the Sidcor Sunday Market that reminded me of the weddings and funerals a long time ago in Almaguer...   

THE UPSIDE DOWN

The Gray Man is Target Number One and as the Demogorgon, Sierra Six had him filleted into a sashimi of niluyaang manok for the Tuesday dinner of the Thursday Group who on Friday night had Daniel Leger fry the Mind Flayer into orange eggs and fresh Vienna sausages. 

Stranger Things did happened in Bangkok between the 215th and 225th days. 

 

There was Will Byers' disappearance at the SIDCOR Sunday Market where Eleven and Kali bought a bulk of  carnitas, barbecued brisket taco, halal chicken and rice, yaka mein, fried poke and souse that will be repackaged as Street Food USA. 

There was Horny Nancy who had a threesome with Steve and Jonathan in a field of rotting pumpkins where the Phantom Biker spent 6 mornings chasing Balong's enrollment in the secret tunnels of Hawkins that leads to Munoz and Talavera.  

And there was a disappointing paper-thin porkchop from Goodah that was redeemed by Rosanna's authentic igado just before PR 736 landed in Bangkok for a dinner of som tham with salted egg in our usual place...