HIDDEN BANGKOK

It was a good day when Balong the Youngest finally submitted the last requirements for admission to Hogwarts three days before PR 730 delivered a bottle of ancient tequila that decimated the cartel, and a bomb that blew up Hector and Gus as their punishment for Breaking Bad. 

Although safe in Bangkok, Kim felt that she and Jimmy are bad for each other and left as the servers at Ter Sab Woey brought out three brands of cold Thai beer and an offering of papaya salad, omelette, grilled pork neck, spicy beef salad, steamed fish, chicken cashew nut, morning glory, barbecued shellfish and roasted chicken to celebrate the return of the Phantom Biker after an absence of two years and 7 months. 

He touched down at Tsai Eatery wearing a blue helmet, masked and carried by a green Giant mountain bike that whisked him through the narrow alleys of Kudi Chin where spicy yellow noodles, foreigner's cake and curry puffs were offered as prayers in the altar of the Santa Cruz Church .

He paid his respects to the 10-meter Buddha of Wat Kalayanamit before traversing flyovers, unnamed streets and a bridge that brought him to Klong Dan and a school of shark catfish who fed on omelette and tom yum to enable their reincarnation as the The Big Buddha of Wat Paknam.

He tested negative thrice as a reward for transporting antigen testing kits through 12 kilometers of concrete jungle from the Gypsum Metropolitan Tower to the Chatrium Residence where he shed his 2-day inclusive business suit for 5 days of learning that was preceded by a dinner with the dream catchers of Manila.

So Better Call Saul...    

BREAKING GOOD

His name is Heisenberg.

And it was the 70th year of the Kingdom of Pee that was commemorated with a spread of kinilaw na tanigue, sizzling kansi steak, baticolon barbecue and sisig seasoned with blue sky meth from a super lab along Scout Reyes Street to heal those afflicted with cancer and carpal tunnel syndrome. 

So Better Call Saul Goodman.

A learning event from The Book of O required legal representation for Tuco for a fee of chicken ass barbecue, inihaw na tuna belly at liempo and sizzling bulalo from Scout Borromeo Street where Gus Fring feted the Englishman who officiated the last rites for Lalo and Howard Hamlin.

Skyler is the MILF of Bakal 2. 

She was close enough and smelled of adobong bibe and litsong ulo ng baboy that lingered until a despedida of sosohong, pink salmon sashimi and a birthday menudo in Bakal 2, the cousins Breaking Bad with Agent Hank Schrader and the unfortunate Gale who came and went in Season 3.

It was Monday when the Phantom Biker hit the trails and it was Sunday when true friends shared a bottle of Johnny Walker Double Black blended scotch whiskey while the traitors stayed away..  

THE AGE OF THE GREEN COBRA

There are two Heirs to the Land.

The oldest was Marooned in Miag-ao where Bernat, son of Arnau Estanyul, built the Cathedral of the Sea.

The youngest initially imagined being Pontifical and Royal until he got bitten by a Green Cobra in Hugo Llor's vineyard. 

Such was how Engr. Howard Walowitz edged Dr. Sheldon Cooper to win a prize of kalderetang itik and patatim on Tuesday night.

Which left one hanging question: Who Killed Sara in Season 2. 

Certainly not the Peaky Blinders because Thomas Shelby, OBE and MP in Season 6, was feting them at the gypsies' Medusa Center on Friday night to celebrate the emergence of the Green Cobra with a feast of fried bangus, sisig and inihaw na liempo. 

And through it all, the Phantom Biker endured doses of therapeutic ultrasound, electrical stimulation, a paraffin wax bath, four days in the trails and a Sunday atang of adobong kambing and ginataang gulay to exorcise a shoulder capsulitis + carpal tunnel syndrome that first haunted him in Jakarta.  

CROSSROADS

Two variations of tokwa't baboy chase through thick slices of salami and Italian cheese on Wednesday and Friday as the 12 Mighty Orphans from Forth Worth's Masonic Home barricaded themselves between a quarreling Master and Past Master of the Lodge in Baloc amidst a feast of tiim na bibe, sweet and sour gourami and sisig na manok while in Bakal 2, the dueling Growling Tiger and Dancing Cobra were frozen in a stalemate.  

Bulan came home to help break the impasse but the Hustle was too much even for Yakamoz S-245 whose crew of draft combine hopefuls and bickering scientists decided to stay submerged in the Mediterranean until 11M and the Terror in Madrid passes through Thursday's kilaweng kambing, sinampalukang manok and a pile of Toblerones that is all that remained of Jose Maria Aznar's fallen government.

It was a forgive but don't forget Saturday, like Season 2 of Love and Anarchy and Sofie who reincarnated the MILF of Bakal 2 as she who fornicated in the water closet, the garage and a kitchen table with a Company of Heroes that were all cloned from the Phantom Biker as he raced against the rain 5 week days prior to the 109th Tour de France.