CORONAPHOBIA

Ross thinks with his dick and Rachel speaks through her pussy, Monica is compulsive obsessive and Chandler is gay, Phoebe is retarded and I like Joey.

In Season 7, the Rainbow Stripe barreled through the Path of the Chapels to claim Mur de Huy while he who cracked in Monte Jafferau was partly redeemed in Riva del Garda as the Slovenian prodigy ruled Liege to deny El Imbatido with a birthday gift.

The UCI World Tour rolled on as Covid 19 haunted every swab test and live case reported in Bakal 2 and to appease the virus, the Phantom Biker grilled three pieces of milkfish, barbecued a kilo of pork chops, roasted a heap of aubergines, and boiled a handful of gumbo which Vincenzo assembled in pieces of fresh mustard leaves with a dollop of buro for Seo Mi-ri who's waiting to suck him dry as Episodes 17-18 incarcerated Han-seok and teleported the gold from the Geumga Plaza.    

Amidst the surge, the Yellow Rose of Texas tested negative and allowed to sing the ballad for a Thursday birthday feast of seafood gising-gising, escabecheng tilapia, kinilaw na bangus and tiim na bibe; and inspired El Cid to charge through the bike trails of Nueva Ecija with a caravan of vegetables from Leon and rice from Zaragoza to replenish community pantries in Maginhawa before he was smothered by Amina's huge Moorish breasts and consumed by her fiery loins.

THE LEGEND (or not) OF STAN SMITH

This is a Robbery!

And more than eternal Damnation, the Farmers' Holiday Association in Iowa and Kentucky's Harlan County War are The Worlds' Biggest Art Heist, 60 years warped from Holden to Boston's Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum where Preacher Seth and his brother Creeley finally trapped the Black Legion in a Black Hat that actually is Bessie Louvin's slippery black pussy where the hackers from Jakarta hid $500 million of stolen Vermeer and Rembrandt, Madame Claude's ransom for Chen Lien whom Tae-goo traded for Sidonie for a Night in Paradise somewhere between Paris and Jeju Island as Hongkong got caught in the crossfire of Jae-yeon's brand of justice.

The tiim na bibe, inihaw na bangus and tokwa't baboy of the Thursday Group are safe but Friday's balut can be the super spreader that may have contaminated Saturday's crispy pata. 

And there was the complicated relationship of the slut Rachel Green (banged Bruce Willis) with the wimpy nerd Ross Geller (banged Bruce Willis' daughter) in Season 6 where Chandler Bing overcame his apparent gynophobia to move in with Nympho Monica just as the Phantom Biker celebrated very close victories in Valencia and Kusadasi with a Tuesday special of canned tuna + Skyflakes cracker, Berg en Terblijt compensating for Brusselsesteenweg, and Vincenzo mad enough to suffocate Myung-hee and Han-seok with Sunday's dinaing na tilapia that came with a pair of Stan Smith. 

SYSIPHUS UNVEILED

The folks in Manscheid certainly looked old and sad which even the intense illicit affair of Mick Engel with Manon Boever failed to light up, an enigma that Inspector Luc Capitani referred to Chief Police Inspector Raul Salgado as they dine on Bitter Daisies 2 in Galicia.  

At the same time, a widow and her widower neighbor teamed up to tame their cold and sleepless Colorado nights:

Addie Moore: A tub of K-Y Jelly should lubricate withered orifices and ignite Our Souls at Night.

Louis Waters: Yeah, but can it resurrect dead meat too? 

Phantom Biker, jumping in: Perhaps a lunch of grilled milkfish and eggplant in a mini-garden in Bakal 2 with boiled camote leaves and buro on the side can revitalize your hormones?

In Arrate, Monica Geller joined the Phantom Biker in the podium as the overall champion of slutiness in Episodes 4-5 after fucking the father and seducing the son before making out with Chandler Bing in London. 

Sigma died (or lived) and Seoul is saved from a nuclear holocaust to conclude Sysiphus as it was revealed that Vincenzo have the Guillotine File after all where the secrets of the Craft are stored including strategies on going around liqour bans and mass gathering prohibitions that allowed the Thursday Group to enjoy two cases of Red Horse and the delivery of sub-zero San Miguel Pale Pilsen to the Saturday meeting in Baloc.  

12

Palms danced on Sunday as McDonald arrived in Jerusalem for the Monday temple cleansing, his death foretold over a Tuesday dinner of fried chicken wings and sisig, the prophecy fulfilled by the betrayal of a spy called Wednesday who later joined Thursday's last supper of the usual tokwa't baboy and a rare inihaw na pusit before Agent Frank green-lighted Friday afternoon's crucifixion and subsequent burial in a cave prior to the Saturday sabbath which Detective Sykes Backtrace as the Holy Week, Easter vigil and Sunday's resurrection feast of grilled pork ribs and milkfish excluded. 

Tuesdays though are for The Irregulars of London's Golden Dawn where The Birdmaster will argue with The Tooth Fairy over the factuality of birds' teeth as the The Linen Man consulted with The Plague Doctor in mending The Rip in Baloc, conversations that spilled through Sunday when the 12 apostles descended in Pantok bearing gifts of 12 grilled tilapia, 12 grilled pusit, 12 grilled tuna belly, a platter of pansit palabok topped with 12 sliced eggs, 4 cakes with 12 candles, two casks of wine and 12 bottles of soju, and 12 pieces of pinipig ice cream bar to fete The Mistahs on their 12th year of faithful service to the Craft.  

The Ineos Grenadiers claimed Palm Sunday in Barcelona and Holy Wednesday in Waregem before Movistar took Black Saturday at the Paseo Inmaculada and Elegant-Quickstep grabbed Easter Sunday in Oudenaarde, the Phantom Biker competing in all races through the Eurosport channel in between Monica Geller's superb display of sluttiness from a puma to a Lolita in Seasons 2 and 3.   

Seo Won-ju is Sigma and Vicenzo finally entered the gold vault but Cassidy Mceown has not shed her overalls.