THE APPENDIX

No, it's not simulated reality.

A fever broke through the guardians of the Black Knight to infiltrate connective tissues and inflame a small thin pouch that once repelled the invasion of microbes.

That blew off P189,966.02 not including the bus and taxi fares to 163 Epifanio de los Santos Avenue and two nights at Frederick's Apartelle; meals at Lydia's Lechon, Hot Kitchen, Cafe France, Wendy's and Kenny Rogers; two Angkas rides, a Grab trip and the cost of going home to Bakal 2.  

It was almost The Year I Started Masturbating said him, in the days of Us x Her who sat on a porn comics in Almaguer many years before then Miss Girl Friday popped his cherry at a decrepit hotel in San Jose, and many more years prior to a laparoscopy harvest of bile stones in Cabanatuan.

But at the end of the day, the world is more than the blue nurse's uniforms and the bright hospital lights but a Kaleidoscope of adobong bibe and kinilaw na tanigue one Saturday afternoon in Baloc, a few hours before the cycling/motorbiking diplomat dropped by for a beer.

There are Lust Stories to tell in the Summary Statement of Account from the masked lady behind the billing counter but right now, I can only recall a credit note of P146,785.83 on top of P8,000.00 for an assisting doctor and a P35,180.19 credit card payment.    

Tayuan ang pag-ahon sa mga akyatin at madalas sa kanan at walang Kaliwaan ang tatlong araw na pagpadyak sa mga ala-ala ng pinakamahusay na labi sa balat ng lupa, ang malanding kapitbahay, ang mga kinain at ang mga muntikan nang malagasan ng bulbol.