Monday, October 05, 2026

A VISA PARADOX

A decameron at least.

That is the required number of days in applying for a non-immigrant visa for Thailand.

It was chaos until finally, the online payment button was discerned by The Ironman while engaged in the apprehension of Ted Kaczynski amidst a slew of emailed correspondence.

But in lieu of a visa, 10 bottles of ice cold beer crushed an Entered Apprentice's frozen slices of salmon sashimi instead.

The decameron looms.

A champion emerged in the podium of Comparative Bid Analysis to qualify for a substance screening and an outline review. 

But the entry permit remains in limbo, an eerieness that spooked the weekly catch-ups, scary enough to resurrect a lost driver's license --- rabies-free and decorated with a refrigerated bunch of grapes and reheated litsong manok bathing in a cup of kinamatisang kalabaw and a saucer of menudo that were imbued with the gaminess of carinderia dinakdakan and kilaweng kambing. 

The Royal Thai Embassy acknowledged payment made, enough assurance for the The Phantom Biker to keep to his morning routine of clandestine disposals and provisioning for the evenings.  

A scandal of Korean nipples and butts packed printed travel documents in a 2-page note about the ritual of the First Degree.

For the first time, breakfast at the San Lorenzo Sunday Market tasted of uncertainty.

Yet we walked on along car-free Ayala Avenue where I lose my thoughts counting joggers with the sexiest outfit and those with the darkest armpits. 

It may be a tough call, chewy like the casing of New York-style hotdogs at Paseo de Roxas.





But when life is pelted with lemons, have a ramen feast and that's what we did before checking in my Philippine departure and Thai arrival cards...

Monday, September 28, 2026

BELTLESS IN BANGKOK

Bold courage in traditional combat is not enough for the man who left his strap, whose sphincter yielded, who tried to grow his waist with daily doses of the Holy Trinity and a retinue of kor moo yang, nam tok neua, pla tubtim tod, and kai jeow. 


And every morning, the Chef de Cuisine prepared breakfast for a fundraising strategy with the following ingredients:
  • 125 grams of internal and external appraisal dried sticks
  • 2 tablespoons funding pipeline analysis puree 
  • 3 tablespoons of packed grant writing
  • 1/2 sliced financial planning
  • 2 chopped localization and southern leadership
  • 3/4 cup of of firm gender and safe programming
  • 2 lightly whisked compliance and organizational readiness


Anatalya though was a no-go.

In the fourth round, the Final 3 argued their case on how the program logic should inform a results framework to ensure a win within the premises of Room 7097.

A brave food delivery broke through the downpour under the protection of the spirit house. 

Misplaced tap keys were surrendered to a sales associate despite failing to stock on cord strings.

Thus was how the rains in Manila were smuggled --- in a loose denim that were emptied in the streets of Bangkok.



The Generalist detected a viral infection.

The Specialist diagnosed an ocular hypertension.

A pack of bruised lanzones was rushed to the emergency room for a retouch... 

Monday, September 21, 2026

POST-HABAGAT LIMERICKS

Fiery and dark, the god of wind and rain got extinguished
Dry and trampled, in the pavement of Ayala it lay vanquished
Sunday Markets applaud its extinction 
Whores came out for mass in Poblacion
Age is a fine wine but not Chava whose beauty time has ravished





The Phantom Biker purge daily wastes from the inbox
Slags, a trimestral conversation spiced with clever angst
A willowy seller, a lanky barber 
Chained, wheeled like clingy lovers
Visions of the age of AI conjured from a routine podcast  



Three champions emerged from the jungle of the fourth round
Victors of a fortnightly learning that weigh less than a pound
Bangkok booked for departures
Emails for the oculist in Melbourne
The Ironman counted hours and planted stubs all around

Charred marinated chicken devoured by a red horse in a hotdog
A final payment and the second disputed account is flogged
An extension card misspelled 
One application reactivated
Old pussy flicking the bean like a downstairs DJ on the phone