LUSTS STORIES X

It was the Vikings who created the Bombay Talkies about an Open Marriage with legs wide open enough to allow a higher salary grade slide into a possible final enrolment --- an arousing Self-satisfaction that is equivalent to the glow of 70 lighted candles mounting 58 cupcakes.

It's like the Jollibee mascot having Sex with the Maid, An Extramarital Affair between a bike and the garbage dump for cancelled weeklies that begot 3 bilaterals and the first key informant.

Responding to haloween emails while pushing a first payment in Phnom Penh are Made for Each Other, The Mirror of a conversation about chasing hosting fee arrangements for the shoe restorer and the doctor who declared victory for the moment 

Such is how Sex with the Ex was plotted to exterminate a non-existent Tilchatta plague through a cocktail spray of take-home litson, adobong kambing, and kinilaw na bibe na bibe from a Lodge visitation; and a fumigation of carrot bopis, over-fried chicken, and rushed bihon guisado.   

The Central Bank was harangued by a Pizza Delivery Boy who was found Swinging in the glass ceiling of a castigated criminal bank while signing-off annual goals. 

In his homily, the priest did not mention the Quarelling Ex-lovers but offered his blessings for Pugad Baboy's Sunday breakfast picnic, 8 hours before a a banquet of adobong bibe was serenaded with songs from the album of Erotica.

THE CONJURING (The BPI and PNB Editions)

The line died. 

The demonologist called back.

An email requesting consent for the exorcism of demonic and malevolent spirits that haunt Anabelle Higgins will be sent.

In most cases, the minnions of Batsheba Sherman will heed the adjudication.

A likely scenario?

At least for the clairvoyant whose impending suspension was shuffled by the Sons of Hogwarts with bits of litsong tupa from the Lodge of Remembrance, strands of birthday pansit lined up to layer a cake in Bakal 2.

The Nun.

It was her managed assets who made the devil delay an investment placement and debit an unauthorized payment.

Thus, the Phantom Biker went on dropping biodegradabales and picking tuna collars across Amityville amidst an escalation and the migration of a payroll account.

The semester ended well.

An abstract embedded in a quarterly update spawned the genesis of subsequent bilateral meetings for the review of the first case study on how lumpia and longganisa paid for monthly phone bills.

The quarterlies glowed.

Glucose went down depsite the contnuing delay in amending hosting fees that resulted in a procurement setback as the first physiotherapies were initiated to build mentally healthy organizations.  

No last rites except for the saints.

Weekly proceedings were etched in the pavements of Hogwarts that echoed with the homily from a global climate advocacy about banks and just energy transition as besties gather in Maligaya to offer a feast of pinakbet, buro at nilagang gulay, spaghetti, tapang baboy, fried breadfruit, and wine and fake beer for the saints.    

A DEFINITION F TERMS

HOGWARTS: A minster of memories and magic where fantastic beasts played mahjong games, laid double yolk eggs,  and curdle milk in a leather suitcase under an ancient tree that cleaved the entrance to a bazaar of pork adobo and salted red eggs.  

CONCEPT NOTE: A summary document, distilled from Bali and Phnom Penh, being prepared with the primary intention of extending HMO coverage beyond 2027.

INCEPTION REPORT: A robust evaluation blueprint that was scrutinized on how it will inform the concept note above.  

WEEKLY CATCH-UPS: Recurring Monday and Tuesday work and proof-of-life checks as required for the validation of a graduate school ID.

ROUNDTABLE DISCUSSION: A charcuterie of how AI may help women pursue STEM careers served in the penthouse of a luxury residential skyscrapper after a lunch of Texas pork ribs that was marinated in a final urinalysis sample.  

KEY NFORMANT INTERVIEW: A session on science diplomacy with a research assistant who sounded like a masculine robot programmed to prepare mandatory reports for the first quarter.

PAYMENT REQUEST: An investment topped up to support a shoe repair, enable a a bank deposit, order 3 gallons of drinking water, and extract a tube of chicken stock.

WEBINAR: A live virtual senminar on climate inequality and the emerging Anatolya landscape while preparing a bar chow of tapang usa, lumpia, and canned mackerel.

THE PHANTOM BIKER: A wayfarer discreetly planting organic packages near the power plant disguised as an eco bag of vegetables and fish from the market.