Monday, April 27, 2026

THE PHNOM PENH DELEGATION

Community, equality, inclusion.

Thus is the culmination of a reluctant trip to Phnom Penh within a 7-day spread that started as a pop-in to those who cease to sleep in the Science City of Munoz, they who spoke about the day of the moon through three consecutive conclaves.

On Day 1 of the Phnom Penh Workshop, such context was confirmed by the Garbage Man from a reunion in San Miguel, the last pilates session deferred as PR 2621 took off from an avalanche of Chilean red wine and Filipino beer.



Gems of wisdom and magic recapitulated Day 2 of the Phnom Penh Workshop --- rainbows of colorful fruits and rice pastries reflecting in the afternoon sky, domed to protect a Khmer beef steak and cold Angkor beer from the deathly embrace of summer.



The donor is a warm morning whose innocence elevated a consultant procurement into contract signing through a catch-up Georgian lunch that turned out to be thunderously heavy platters of khinkali and khachapuri, and loud as the traffic of  craft beer pints near Bassac Lane.




Love and marriage

The Bali Workshop intervened but a lovely Pakistani lunch of mutton biryani, nan bread, an array of bowled curry, and a tall mango lassi was wedded with a sky bar dinner of Khmer beef steaks, fried rice and corn, vegetables, and fish before vociferous Chinese pasengers were herded to Shanghai by PR 2622. 



The streets of Phnom Penh smelled of burning meat and docusigned requests that were guaranteed by The Divine Madman whose phallic amulet repelled demons, malicious gossip, and the evil eye that hounded the nubile clientele of the Salcedo Saturday Market.



In Bakal 2, the delegation concluded with the liberation of time by the Son of God, by hikers under the patronage of San Sebastian, and a cache of cold beer a day before fleeing to  Osaka...   

Monday, April 20, 2026

FLIGHTS OF THE KHMER HORSE

Sunflowers bloomed.

They romp like a fiery Khmer horse breaking through the stars.

It was the end of the harvest season, the beginning of the solar new year, and the moment when a second impact story booked almost all the flights to the Bali Assembly.

Maha Songkra (Scorpio Nights)

On the first day of the Khmer New Year, the approval of a requested reallocation enabled the Water Boy to partially settle monthly liabilities.

The security guard's wife burned slowly, a lighted incense dissipating into ashes of mediocre characters and inferior adaptations of a Bali Workshop that were blessed with bottled sanctified water from an ecopark of reheated pork barbecue.

Virak Vanabat (Balahibong Pusa)

On the second day of the Khmer New Year, the exchange rate for Year 5 was unveiled.

Sarah's obsession with ramen was ignited by a second pilates session, 10 hours to a vigil where more pork barbecue were reheated for charity by Joyce's and Margaret's interpretation of her. 

Vearak Loeng Sak (Warat

On the third day of the Khmer New Year, the public market was inlfitrated from the rear through the narrow alleys of Bakal 3 where Rica and the deities were cleansed by Joyce and Margaret.

San Sebastian was not martyred with arrows but clubbed to death, most probably a few days before the Chinese New Year.

San Sebastian is venerated by by the Ironman and the Bakal 2 Hiking Society as the patron saint of morning walkers who goes to a goto stall for a haircut at the cost of a chicharong baboy pack and two plastic platters of oily menudo.

The Khmer horse was unrestrained, all international flights were booked, a renedezvous at the San Sebastian Church predicated the Sunday Market.

In the virtual universe, travel taxes and imigration cards go through electronic gates... 

Monday, April 13, 2026

THE PILATES BEGIN

The power walks that were first routed via Bakal 1 conveyed Joseph Hubertus Pilates tnrough a roadblock into the reluctant furniture restorer's rented shop before hopping through the stalls of a bazaar to finally procure a pack of replacement batteries before Sunday's breakfast at Jollibee. 

In Baloc, what is probably the most prevalent and oldest medical practice in the world, obligatory to Muslims and Jews who are both Abrahamic with more than common heritage, was celebrated with non-kosher and haram beer and pork like cats flirting by the roadside on the day of a funeral to inspire the first contrology session. 

Monday's payment request was finally acknowledged during Friday's huddle on managing the impact of the Khmer New Year on the Bali Assembly as yet another inbox purge nailed the Phonom Penh Workshop and concluded a system audit through the footprint reporting of meaningful reach and scale. 

But the lechong paksiw moments were when anemia was reported to have been reversed with the confirmation of a career progression in recognition of Bulan's driving proficiency.

The onset of the performance management review conversations as discussed in the Kuala Lumpur Forum's finance report debrief and subsequent exchanges between ASEAN collaborators on social protetction begot the Bali Workshop, an emergence that is as uncertain as signing on to a coal phase-out and as definite as the approval of a requested reaallocation. 

At the regular weekly meetings, it was decided that the Phantom Biler will accommodate a walking season with at least three pilates sessions and a series of gym workouts ...