OUR RESERVATIONS

It's All Quite on the Western Front when A Serious Man walked into the PAL ticketing office at Eton Centris where Enola Holmes II awaits with a flight booking to Singapore and from Kuala Lumpur that was paid with the equivalent of crispy tawilis, crispy pata, inihaw na pusit plus two buckets of cold San Miguel Beer from the Ihaw Balot Plaza, 5 hours before the rooms at Hotel Calmo Chinatown and Hotel Armada Petaling Jaya were secured and one day before a delayed birthday celebration of litsong manok, tinumis, nilagang mani and cold Red Horse beer in Bakal 2.   

But there are still No Reservations for crossing the Johor-Singapore Causeway and exploring Universal Studios as the last season concluded with Barrack Obama sharing a Sunday meal of carne asada, lechon, pho and Dungeness crab with Marco Polo, Ferdinand Magellan, John Lennon, Giuseppe Garibaldi and Evel Knievel while Nipuna danced to Victor Jara's music as the Bills, Orioles and Red Wings engaged in a royal rumble with Pare Edgar.    

Meanwhile, the Phantom Biker collected three more palmares and three nights of instant gising-gising, a fruit platter and a spread of lechong manok, pork barbecue and inihaw na hito in fond remembrance of Mr. True Man who once upon a time smeared cake icing on everybody's forehead...