CARDINAL PUFF

Puff the Magic Dragon hunted the evil cardinals in the lost cities of pharaohs who were buried with mummified grilled squid, sisig, barbecued chicken ass and halo-halo as prophesied in the menu of Ihaw Balot Plaza and Chowking the night Sid came to Manila.  

Of course, drinking for the health of the Cardinal Puff is the lost gospel of PRRM, a ritual as mysterious as unraveling tainted blood and urine for The Empress with beautiful breasts and ugly underarm who epitomized Blood, Sex & Royalty as expressed in semblances of sinaing and callos from the kitchens of Bakal 2.

Then the fever broke after a fellowship of menudo and kilayin with the Knights Templar to push David Foster Off the Record while producing and arranging The Noel Diary of The Swimmers who planned to Return to Christmas Creek with Father Stu but the Phantom Biker can only muster 3 days in the trail...