LUGAW (atbp) DAYS

The Fate of The Winx Saga's second season Manifest as two tall glasses of Cuba libre and pina colada adorning The Crown of Jeffrey Dahmer-Monster who feted 5 apron-less Craftsmen with trays of dinakdakan and inihaw na bangus from Room 213 on Tuesday night. 

The MILF of Bakal 2 emerged on Friday to flaunt her massive hips and ample breasts, an invitation to a Chef's Table of imaginary Pizza that incorporated the flavors of Chris Bianco, Gabriele Bonci, Ann Kim, Franco Pepe, Yoshihiro Imai and Sarah Minnick into a bottle of Alfonso Light brandy and plastic packs of chicharon baboy.

Saturday came with a plea that Somebody Feed Phil with 6 courses of sandwiches from Philadelpia and Chile, a Coatian seafood smorgasbord, Tex-Mex cuisine from Austin and an array of Nashville fried chicken which tasted like barbecued pork, balingit and chicken feet that were embalmed in half a bottle of Johnny Walker Black.

For 6 days, the Phantom Biker chased an Ancient Apocalypse that emerged from the ancient terraces of Gunung Padang after centuries of confinement at the Great Pyramid of Cholula, both briefly feeding on egg caldo, goto and arroz caldo at Ggantija before time trialing underwater through Bimini Road until Gobekli Tepe where they fueled on pansit kanin and pinapaitan before scaling the Serpent Mound and going underground at Derinkuyu for a pulsating finish at the Channeled Scablands where they were refreshed with classic Pinoy streetfood fare, a feat celebrated by the gigolos of Bakal 2 with adobo at dinuguang bibe, nilagang mani, pansit canton and Red Horse extra strong beer.