Monday, July 05, 2021

THE WANDERING MASTERLESS SAMURAI

Inspector John Marlott picked through the trail swatted by Battosai's sakabato to understand the Origins of the crash in Pontivy and why Mark Cavendish rose from the ashes of the Kyoto Inferno to rule in Fougeres and Chateauroux when the The Legend Ends supposedly with Lord Daniel Harvey's creation of the The Final and longest day in Le Creusot from an amalgamation of Wedneday's fried tilapia, Thursday's sinampalukang manok, Friday's adobong baboy and Saturday's fellowship of dinakdakan and inihaw na bangus for the reincaranation of Kenshin, the first born of The Frankenstein Chronicles before the days of bucktooth Kanryu, half-burnt  Shishio, Hentai Enishi and Tadej Pogacar who simply crushed the peloton in Laval and Le Grand-Bornand


It was while cruising through Stages 3 to 9 of the 108th Tour de France in the bike trails of Nueva Ecija when the Phantom Biker realized that Kaoru was haunted by the ghost of Tomoe and remained untouched by the Rurouni Kenshai, that Joseph Nightingale slit his throat for failing to mate with Flora, that Lady Jemima Hervey was afflicted with syphilis from her lust for a Bow Street Runner, and that Esther Rose's loins was whetted with the seeds of all the Frankensteins in Pye Street as the wandering samurai from Colombia flashed the imperious form of El Condor de los Andes only to fade in the slopes of Montee de Tignes to settle for the consolation of the polka dots jersey. 

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