It was the Feast of Sacrifice so The Cook of Castamar whipped up a superb sinigang na bangus for breakfast under the Anda Bridge to stop the rain as the Count of Armino and Sol Montijos humped their way to the white sand beach of Tondol through a red water dragon that went all the way to Savannah to fetch Senorita Belmonte's Treylor Park chicken pot pie and a collosal crab sandwich from Daym Drops in Baltimore for a lunch by the Lingayen Gulf.
But Senorita Castro will not be appeased and demanded that the Marquis of Soto and Campomedina compensate her with Zora's vegan chick'n sandwich from St. Louis, The Whale Burger from Las Vegas and skillet fried pork chop from Birmingham for the nights in her bed so The Lakwatseras will be allowed to pass through the checkpoint in Umingan and prepare Fresh, Fried & Crispy bangus for San Vicente Ferrer's dinner in Bayambang.
In Tokyo, Richard Carapaz fueled on deep-fried saltwater taffy from San Diego and rode with Max and Nono from Berlin to Beijing to push Biking Borders and win an Olympic gold medal.
In Bakal 2, the Phantom Biker duelled with monsoon rains and creeping ennui for Denver's almond crusted hogfish and Cleveland's fried catfish strips.
In Baloc, aproned men feasting on lechong baboy at pabo were mesmerized by a sallow diva whose rendition of Little Mix and Beyonce eclipsed the cleavage and flat butt of #8x2.
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