The satellite crashed on Toru Muranishi on The 8th Night of the 108th Tour de France to unleash the inquisition upon Matvey, the thief of St. Petersburg whose mercenary motives include stealing a pubic hair from Mariko Nogi as she prepared gising-gising for the Wednesday special, the pubic hair burnt and mixed with Aisa's lactation to season the lasagna for Thursday, the leftover sauce poured over a serving of nachos which enticed Junko to undress as Friday's Naked Director, her lady juices running over The Silver Skates that was used by Cheong-sok and Aeran to slice an array of ruminant dishes (kappukan, kaldereta, litsong tupa) that paid for the Saturday labors of the Craftsmen, the leftovers rubbed with Heno de Pravia which overhelmed the flavors of Sunday's tiim na bibe.
In Becoming Champions, Mark Cavendish conjured a magic mix of garra charrua, catennacio and capoeira to catch up with Eddy Merckx in Valence and Carcassonne although the Phantom Biker's winning mentality was edged by Wout van Aert to claim ownership of Mont Ventoux, the Maradonna phenomenon and quarterfinals syndrome morphing into various forms in Nimes, Quillan and Andorre-La-Vieille as the multi-cultural Tour entered its last week and the last two mountain stages for Nario Quintana to realize Arkea-Samsic's almost impossible dream.
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