BIKER'S GOLD IN MEKONG ISLAND

The Pirate Gold of Adak was in fact buried by Gregory Dwargstofin in Mekong Island and not in the Aleutians as Mayor Thom Spitler would like us to believe, and it was himself as the white man with two phones who shared that intel after finishing three plates of Mabuhay Lounge roast beef where Vana Adventure Travel dead dropped the first instruction to meet with their case officer in a ferry boat in the middle of the third Mekong River crossing.    

Of the remaing 148 cans of gold coins that were buried in 1892, the Phantom Biker and his handler found 5 cans hidden in the stairs of a traditional Khmer house, the root of a galangal plant, the dining hall of a Buddhist temple compound, the loom of a sampot weaver and in a fish sold by an itinerant vendor.  

Five more cans marked with the Sealing Association logo were horcruxes that were being used to squeeze sugarcane juice, collect river ferry fare, polish the hull of a traditional long tail dragon boat, lock the doors of the island's most important temple and boil soybean milk skin.   

At the final treasure spot, Stranger Things happened as the Creel House turned not to be a farmer's house but a cafe where Vecna (aka Henry and 001) confessed that Gregory Dwargstofin was the Russian spy who kidnapped and sold Jim Hopper as the intendured sampot weaver and designated chef for the Phantom Biker's traditional Khmer lunch.  

Such is a biker's gold that is worth $55 (+$5 tip) which is more than the $350 million valuation of the Dwargstofin gold that can't even buy a platter of giant Mekong snails from the Angkor Ladies of the All Star Cafe or even a disappointing samlor ka koh from Khmer Surin because Samaky's pizza and the craft beer from Embargo are the kings of dinner that, for one night only, graciously gave way to Master Tapsi's Filipino spread and flirty receptionist from Laguna.

The hunt for the biker's gold in Mekong Island entailed components on responsible investment, the use of clean energy, and inclusive business as the planning model that was consolidated during a whole day discussion on social protection and care at the Sokha Hotel who rolled out a meat banquet for the occassion that eclipsed the wok fried shrimp with salted egg and peking duck from the Monday conclave of those in search of purple aprons, a few hours after a requiem mass in Cabanatuan and before PR 521 took off...