The virus previously known as the Green River Killer of Washington and Happy Face Killer of Oregon was first detected as a serial killer in Florida before mutating into a narco-saint and a narco-terrorist that sent The Gentlemen of Cali to ICU.
Kingston is ground zero of the current pandemic that broke out when the vaginal transudate that Dudus pumped from the Crack Queen of LA melded with the cum she sucked from Europe's Hash King during a royal threesome in Tivoli Gardens.
In Munoz, Frank Lucas and The Country Boys were inoculated by capped men for a fee of kinilaw na malasugue and fried chicken while in Baloc, real men wearing aprons administered antigen tests for The Petinggil Clan in exchange for a Charcuterie Board.
Under the New Normal, Friday became Thursday's bland Spanish version of the tokwa't baboy from Carla Samuel to make way for Tuesday and two bottles of Jameson whiskey from Galway with a tray of lumpiang shanghai from the Drug Lords of Cabanatuan.
But Whatcha Wearin' in the time of the pandemic?
Not face shields although Jack Taylor is always seen in a great coat that failed to cover So-yeon's bare tits as the Phantom Biker prayed to the The Magdalene Sisters that Garda Kate Noonan should show a nipple slip at least or a glimpse of an ass crack.
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