Monday, November 02, 2026

THE CONJURING (The BPI and PNB Editions)

The line died. 

The demonologist called back.

An email requesting consent for the exorcism of demonic and malevolent spirits that haunt Anabelle Higgins will be sent.

In most cases, the minnions of Batsheba Sherman will heed the adjudication.

A likely scenario?

At least for the clairvoyant whose impending suspension was shuffled by the Sons of Hogwarts with bits of litsong tupa from the Lodge of Remembrance, strands of birthday pansit lined up to layer a cake in Bakal 2.



The Nun.

It was her managed assets who made the devil delay an investment placement and debit an unauthorized payment.

Thus, the Phantom Biker went on dropping biodegradabales and picking tuna collars across Amityville amidst an escalation and the migration of a payroll account.

The semester ended well.

An abstract embedded in a quarterly update spawned the genesis of subsequent bilateral meetings for the review of the first case study on how lumpia and longganisa paid for monthly phone bills.

The quaterlies glowed.

Glucose went down depsite the contniung delay in amending hosting fees that resulted in a procurement setback as the first physiotherapies were initiated to build mentally healthy organizations.  

No last rites except for the saints.

Weekly proceedings were etched in the pavements of Hogwarts that echoed with the homily from a global climate advocacy about banks and just energy transition as besties gather in Maligaya to offer a feast of pinakbet, buro at nilagang gulay, spaghetti, tapang baboy, fried breadfruit, and wine and fake beer for the saints.