Monday, April 19, 2021

THE LEGEND (or not) OF STAN SMITH

This is a Robbery!

And more than eternal Damnation, the Farmers' Holiday Association in Iowa and Kentucky's Harlan County War are The Worlds' Biggest Art Heist, 60 years warped from Holden to Boston's Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum where Preacher Seth and his brother Creeley finally trapped the Black Legion in a Black Hat that actually is Bessie Louvin's slippery black pussy where the hackers from Jakarta hid $500 million of stolen Vermeer and Rembrandt, Madame Claude's ransom for Chen Lien whom Tae-goo traded for Sidonie for a Night in Paradise somewhere between Paris and Jeju Island as Hongkong got caught in the crossfire of Jae-yeon's brand of justice.

The tiim na bibe, inihaw na bangus and tokwa't baboy of the Thursday Group are safe but Friday's balut can be the super spreader that may have contaminated Saturday's crispy pata

And there was the complicated relationship of the slut Rachel Green (banged Bruce Willis) with the wimpy nerd Ross Geller (banged Bruce Willis' daughter) in Season 6 where Chandler Bing overcame his apparent gynophobia to move in with Nympho Monica just as the Phantom Biker celebrated very close victories in Valencia and Kusadasi with a Tuesday special of canned tuna + Skyflakes cracker, Berg en Terblijt compensating for Brusselsesteenweg, and Vincenzo mad enough to suffocate Myung-hee and Han-seok with Sunday's dinaing na tilapia that came with a pair of Stan Smith

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