Monday, April 05, 2021

12

Palms danced on Sunday as McDonald arrived in Jerusalem for the Monday temple cleansing, his death foretold over a Tuesday dinner of fried chicken wings and sisig, the prophecy fulfilled by the betrayal of a spy called Wednesday who later joined Thursday's last supper of the usual tokwa't baboy and a rare inihaw na pusit before Agent Frank green-lighted Friday afternoon's crucifixion and subsequent burial in a cave prior to the Saturday sabbath which Detective Sykes Backtrace as the Holy Week, Easter vigil and Sunday's resurrection feast of grilled pork ribs and milkfish excluded. 

Tuesdays though are for The Irregulars of London's Golden Dawn where The Birdmaster will argue with The Tooth Fairy over the factuality of birds' teeth as the The Linen Man consulted with The Plague Doctor in mending The Rip in Baloc, conversations that spilled through Sunday when the 12 apostles descended in Pantok bearing gifts of 12 grilled tilapia, 12 grilled pusit, 12 grilled tuna belly, a platter of pansit palabok topped with 12 sliced eggs, 4 cakes with 12 candles, two casks of wine and 12 bottles of soju, and 12 pieces of pinipig ice cream bar to fete The Mistahs on their 12th year of faithful service to the Craft.  

The Ineos Grenadiers claimed Palm Sunday in Barcelona and Holy Wednesday in Waregem before Movistar took Black Saturday at the Paseo Inmaculada and Elegant-Quickstep grabbed Easter Sunday in Oudenaarde, the Phantom Biker competing in all races through the Eurosport channel in between Monica Geller's superb display of sluttiness from a puma to a Lolita in Seasons 2 and 3.   

Seo Won-ju is Sigma and Vicenzo finally entered the gold vault but Cassidy Mceown has not shed her overalls.

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