THE DAY ST. JOSEPH CAME TO BAKAL 2

Luther, The Fallen Sun, was a Descendant of The Night Clerk from the Faraway inn between Nazareth and Ramallah where Joseph and his pregnant wife got turned away.

In A Land Imagined in Bakal 2, those with Asperger's Syndrome milled until the Clotilda finally docked with bowls of bulanglang and sopas from an island in Coatia.

Joseph's Divine Intervention save thousands in Sicily from the Wrath of God and the werewolf of Nybo, and was declared by Pope Pius IX in 1870 as a patron of the church.   

The Viking Wolf infected Wang, Ma Rainey's Black Bottom and the dogs of Bakal 2 with leftover bistek and Spam tocino to fulfill Klostner's vengeance. 

In 1479, a papal bull rendered March 19 in celebrating St. Joseph's Glory but the brass brand was out of tune and played the Amish anthem to the Rumspringa instead.  

Before that day, Dong-eun went for the Moneyshot as featured in The Pornhub Story of how the venerable pork barbecue and the occasional inihaw na panga ng tuna came to be in Bakal 2.

It was 4 nights of the sinadag to a dinner of chicken rice and a welcome pulutan of lechon from the Barangay Night on the eve of St. Joseph's arrival that escalated into a morning snack of kalderetang bibe, lumpiang shanghai and a feast of tiim na bibe at pata, pinangat na hito and a duck dish called dorobo as the celestial guest was paraded by the faithful.

For the Phantom Biker, the narrative is 6 days in the bike trails, a skipped regular meeting in Munoz, a missed installation rite in Baler, and a massively disrupted budget...