Monday, October 17, 2022

PARTS unKNOWN-ED 2: THE LOST SEASONS EDITION

season 2
rows of jamon iberico curing at temple mount
the little mermaid sued by saul goodman and associates
corleone is the italian name of soweto 
geishas on strike at detroit's metro airport


season 5
scotch whiskey marinate in a sea of soju
key lime pie resting in a bubble of romazava spittle
strings of kolbasz adorn atlantic city 
the hula is the shit and not the dabke


season 6
pitchers of turbo flavored with aged sashimi 
embargoed dark rum stuffed in a smoked whole hog
vintage bordeaux, classic ayam pansuh
raki bottles smuggled into alcatraz


season 7
helen of troy is the ghost of o'hare international
for her, jesse ventura wrestled with jars of kvevri wine
sizzling sisig brewed in kolsch was offerred
but sadio mane got a world cup asado 


I have No Reservation so the escargot escaped Paris to model for Manong Marlo's painting of Joybeth's unrequited dream in a bowl of pho from Hanoi where Bagis Tikitiki's vacation got a rendang in Kuala Lumpur from Nanay Alona's kitchen and Kuya Rudy's real state investments that Tamerlane exchanged for a serving of dandan noodles in Tianjin and ramen from Osaka so the therapist from Bakal 2 can have a ceviche in Lima. 


In the High Water of Wroclaw, Laal Sing Chaddha caught up with the Phantom Biker as he pursued Forrest Gump and the topless Blonde in the ripening ricefields of Munoz, Sto. Domingo and Talavera for second booster shots, two bottles each of brandy and Red Horse in Bakal 2, and a Carlos 1 and Seagram's on the eve of a Sunday funeral...

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