WHY ANDY WARHOL CANCELLED MORATO

He was almost 800 Meters away to Thomas Morato Avenue, 1.1 kilometers to be exact via Eugenio Lopez Drive, when he turned back as the sound waves from the Alcanar explosion that preceded the La Rambla and Cambrils attacks finally reached Metro Manila after 4 years, 7 months and 25 days. 

And indeed, Tuesday's pork barbecue and Wednesday's kinilaw na tuna were written in The Andy Warhol Diaries but it was only after the shooting incident at the The Factory that it got published by the Interview Magazine along with the breaking news about commuters stranded in the Five Star and Baliwag bus terminals.  

Andy Warhol has been planning his Morato itinerary for 6 years, 5 months and 25 days since the November 13 Attack on Paris during a football match at the Stade de France with Roxanne and Phoenix who told him to duck and "Don't Breathe" as Norman Nordstrom tried to fend off the human bombs and assassins at the Bataclan Theater.   

On April 20, radioactive sarin-coated winds from Fukushima and Tokyo along with debris from Flight KAL 858 reached EDSA through the ripples of Bandah Aceh's tsunami in One Day That Changed Asia prompting Andy Warhol to divert to Maligaya from Morato where he was honored with a Saturday night special of kinilaw na bangus that rightful complemented the nilagang mani from Bakal 2.  

Such is the Anatomy of a Scandal with the MMDA, LTRFB and PBOAP blaming each other, so confusing that Sophie Whitehouse and Kate Woodcroft lodged an appeal to the Crown Court to make the Phantom Biker cancel HOPP INN Morato and choose pink, power up on pansit kanin, buy free range chicken, go kill time in the bike trails and break his Sunday liquor fast with leftover pork adobo and itlog na maalat.