SHERLOCK HOLMES AND THE LOST ATM CARD

The day after a communicating hydrocele was finally blocked, Det. Joe Baylor and KD6-3.7 of the LAPD were called to Tobias corner D. Delos Santos Streets to unravel the mystery of a vanished ATM card after the withdrawal of a surgeon's ransom on the morning of Pope Callixtus I's feast day.    

Upstart Young Wallander of Malmo's Polismyndigheten initally fingered the MILFs of Cote d'Azur as The Guilty party, an accussation furiously denied by the three ageing fuckables who challenged the detectives to instead arrest Blade Runner 2049 for committing the equivalent of a holdup by charging an atrocious professional fee of P77,940 for what was supposed to be a simple OPD procedure. 

This Untold Scandal of DOH000000000003960 is the secret discreetly shared by nurses Lady Jeong and Lady J, a heist so brazen it shamed Sang-woo's resume and eclipsed the toilet tryst of Min-nyeo and Deok-su, unregulated and illegal like the Squid Game played by Madame de La Pommeraye and Makani in the cornfields of Nebraska. 

There are thieves and There's Someone Inside Your House but in this case, it was the single mom who assisted Dr. Robert Langdon in deciphering The Da Vinci Code that led to the Angels and Demons of a raging Inferno where the vanished ATM card was consumed by the elements, Tuesday's dinakdakan and sisig replayed by a memory palace of controlled lust that came with Thursday's tokwa't baboy and fried tilapia, Friday's fried Spam strips, and a Sunday feast of dinakdakan, fried salmon skin and chicken tail, chicharong bulaklak, nachos, french fries and fully loaded lomi to celebrate the resumption of labors in King Solomon's temple.  

Enter Sherlock Holmes who deduced that the killer cab driver sold the vanished ATM card to Chinese smugglers to finance bomb pranks and the services of a dominatrix who was murdered by a freak hound dog in a ritual suicide, dead but resurrected by the wedding speech of the Napoleon of blackmail for the zombie bride who kept the secrets of AGRA, the cereal killer and Eurus in 221B Baker Street where the Phantom Biker always stop for a cuppa after marauding the bike trails of San Jose and Munoz.