The week's adventure kicked off in the The Mekong River with Sue Perkins, at Cai Rang in the Mekong Delta where the Noodle Queen prepared a breakfast of bun cha before a 377-kilometer upstream trek to Cambodia through basket boats that transformed into dragon boats in Tonle Sap and a dinner of pizza, lasagna and nachos from Maligaya before continuing to Si Phan Don where a slow boat pulled through the steep canyons of Yunnan to the Negyama Monastery and friends from London with a welcome feast of dinakdakan, adobong bibe and kalderetang kambing.
Coronaphobia was temporarily deflected by the comfort of light brandy and cold beer as the Hogwarts boats teleported to the North Frisian Islands of the North Sea, to Black Island where Jonas was seduced by his aunt with a blowjob, a doggie and a cougar-on-top, to A Faraway Land in the Faroe Islands where Mahjoy undressed to cure Nico's Covid symptoms with an illicit one night stand, to The House of Phoenix in Singapore where the Last Madame and Inspector Mak entertained patrons with ginataang alimango and fried tilapia from BPRE while narrating the love story of Chi Ling and Harry.
From there, a felucca arrived from Morocco where Love in Times of War is the trend to exradite Pilar, Julia and Magdalena for their accountabilities in the complicated love affairs of Melilla where The Phantom Biker was boarded in a jabega for Malaga as an MILF with boobs to die for passed by while a dinner of kilawing tuna and tokwa't baboy was being served in Bakal 2, the crossing just in time to catch the fast men in Santa Cruz de Bezana and Monforte de Lemos, the climbers in Lagos de Covadonga and Altu d'el Gamoniteiru, the punchers in Mos to reclaim the long Sunday morning walks in Munoz and join those who raced against the clock in Santiago de Compostela.
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