A Piper Sineca crashing the fellowship of the Princes of Panatag Shoal flashed in the screen as Scottish Rite cardinals decorated the grizzled Master of the Royal Secret with an imaginary Passion Cross and Synthetic Badge, the Red Cap of a Knight Commander of the Court of Honor invested upon his head and the Belt of Knighthood bounded to his waist by garbled voices from the Living Triangle of the Hierarchy; 8 years, 5 months and 5 days of service as a True Soldier against ignorance, oppression, bigotry and dependence finally recognized and rewarded from 137.4 kiometers away and feted with creamy carbonara and stale toasted bread.
A triumphant music from Roberto Nesta Marley in Carry-le-Rouet concluded the virtual Ceremonial of Investiture before a lunch of tinolang manok and paksiw na bangus where the honorees asked "What Happened, Miss Simone?", to which Eunice Kathleen Waymon who was dining on lumpiang shanghai and lumpiang sariwa in Trenchtown asked back "Who Shot the Sherrif?".
The Phantom Biker's election and investiture was carried by the News of the World with Capt. Jefferson Kidd reporting on three headlines: the Tuesday Special's S&R pizza eclipsing that of Shakey's from the Monday of the Ilocanos, the preference for Friday's homecooked pininyahang manok and estofadong baboy over Saturday's bland kalderetang kambing, and that Hanna and Cicada are the same person who hijacked the fried dalagang bukid-ala fishball and adobong kamaru of the Thursday Group.
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