Monday, September 28, 2020

FIRE, WATER, AIR, EARTH

It was with FIRE where we first learned to cook by roasting meat before WATER enabled pot cooking to usher the emergence of cuisine, perhaps at the same time that we discovered to make use of AIR in baking and EARTH for fermentation.

Thus was how Michael Pollan explained cheese on bread to Ada and Trela as they finally kissed amidst the mysterious deaths in Sowie Doly, and a bowl of raw egg on hot rice to Akira and Dr. Masamatsu who were lovestruck in Tokyo but won't say so. 

Meanwhile, Tere and Celso waited for Bene's sunset while boiling Pampanga quail eggs to pair with Agu and Strika's smoked beasts from 17 West African nations as Alvin Russel who is with the devil all the time maraude Knockemstiff for a porch pie, Memo getting bigger with Marta's beans and sausages because nobody knows they're in Llanquihue which is 15,557 kilometers from Singapore where Johnny the Mee Pok Man consumated a necrophilic affair with Bunny the dead hooker.

In Nueva Ecija, the Phantom Bikers welcomed a new era as they shift gears from aroskaldo and mami to Thelma's pinapaitan.

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