Monday, April 13, 2020

THE JESUS CODE

In the end, they quarreled over tacos. 

The Admiral conspired for al pastor and carnitas, and got executed by firing squad in Bogota; the General rebelled when he was denied de castana and asada,  and was cut to pieces in Antioquia; the loyal Grand Marshal was assassinated in Berruecos, his barbacoa and guisado obliterated in a hail of bullets.


Apparently, Siggie failed to properly hypnotize Fleur who unconscously redirected the eartquake and lightning of Good Friday to strike La Casa de Papel instead where The Liberator choked on pages of the Taco Chronicles as the sun set at Quinta de San Pedro Alejandrino in Episode 60. 



Jesus was the first zombie.

This was John's prophecy whose skull-less bones were picked by Empress Helena during her quest for the true cross, and wrapped in a shroud that ended up in Turin. 

The Rock is in fact The Brat according to the Book of Mary Magdalene while Judas hanged himself to be reincarnated as Severus Snape to escape the wrath of Saul who would preach to the uncircumcised because the Professor broke quarantine for the bike trails. 

And my name is Quiapo...      

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