THE ISOLATED

As the Omicron Variant set the World on Fire, Michalina escaped from a threesome with Stach and Wanda in Warsaw for a lesson on the Art of Loving as demonstrated by Harry and Kasia who were exposed to Jurek and have to be isolated in Lubniewice. 

When the Nazis close in, The Hand of God smuggled those isolated to Bakal 2 where Valentina, Laura, Euridice and Marina of Naples flashed The Players with Fabietto's incestous desire of his Aunt Patrizia that the aged Baronessa Focale surrogated with a pussy brush rinsed in a dram of a red labeled whiskey.

But "My Husband Won't Fit" confided Kimuko to the Taxi Driver who was sent to fetch her from the Futaba Apartment to join the isolated of Bakal 2 just as the Daughter of Lent who cross the street everyday began haunting the Phantom Biker in the bike trails of Alert Level 3.  

On the 4th and 7th day of isolation, the Rainbow Taxi Company delivered a platter of adobong manok at bibe and a pot of sizzling pork for the Thursday Group to celebrate a Sage Award for longevity, a Singha Beer Award as the preferred drinking buddy, the Srilatha Batliwala Award for feminism, an Uplift Award for empowerment, and the Whoopi Goldberg Award for just being funny.  

THE SURGE

The lingering mystery in Hikari after Season 2 is who killed Sue? 

Rose's Perfume fell short of The Story of a Murderer while The Crime Scene of The Times Square Killer reek of Jean-Baptiste Grenoiulle's creation in Grasse that was distilled from the essence of Richard Cottingham of Hasbrouck Heights.   

In Baloc, the Norsemen survived the havoc of the surge with at least three positives, tiim and adobong bibe, sinampalukan and pinapaitang kambing, and inihaw na tilapia before all labors were finally suspended.

But prior to the 15th, the death of 2021 left enough embutido from Pantabangan to entice Liv of Norheim to Bakal 2 whose MILF have the same 33C cup size that jiggled seductively like the reheated lechong paksiw of the Thursday Group that was boosted with a frozen sashimi platter in Munoz before being exposed to cognac and adobong kambing in Pantoc. 

In The Silent Sea, Arvid rolled between Hildur and Froya as  the longship sailed to the Balhae Base where the Phantom Biker chase after an astrobiologist who is chasing Luna who was being chased by Capt. Han Yoon-jae across the ricefields of Munoz and Talavera.

DEATH TO 2021

Just as the Ox is about to box the Delta variant, MV Aurora was sunk by the Dibiasky Comet while sailing to Whitby from Budapest via Batanes which unleashed The Judge of Lappeenranta upon Count Dracula to account him for the carnal corruption of Leana and Sister Agatha Van Helsing.

The drama was World War II in Color with the Road to Victory blocked by those who Don't Look Up to The Rhythm Section of the MILF from Bakal 2 as Dr. Randall Mindy pulled down her floral pull-on shorts to pull out the week's usual tokwa't baboy and fried Spam slices.    

Thus was how Omicron emerged from North Africa, jumped to Kursk,  Berlin, Italy, Paris, Dunkirk; crossed the Atlantic for the Philippine Sea, Iwo Jima, Okinawa and the Bordertown of Campos where the The Mural Murders morphed into a sisig of the 3rd Degree for 373 past Masters.

The Tiger is in the cusp of the old and the new but 2024 is restless with the indecision of 2023 so to finalize the penalty of Death to 2021, a Cherry was picked in Cabanatuan to screw  the strange and complicated Love affair of Gus and Mickey with a dram of leftover whiskey on New Year's Eve.  

Kinilaw na tanigue and pangat na hito collided with lechong baboy as the Phantom Biker and his sidekick greeted Day 1 of 2022 with a sinful smorgasbord of lechon roll, crispy pata and barbecue that were desperately tempered with inihaw na bangus and salmon with garlic lemon butter sauce...