NANNO'S LEGACY (Season 1)

Only the eerie midnight mountain sounds of Bangaan were awake when she crept into his room and impaled herself into his pre-pee hardness, a vengeful explosion of feminine cum atoning for a snub at the Banaue market, warm like M's salacious mouth sucking his sanity in the university bleachers, jealously wet like the juices of a spurned Miss Barnacles but wafting of innocence from the genius of Tarlac as dark fantasies of Adelaide and H were scrawled in the wonderwall of a kleptomaniac and the diary of a dream catcher, Miss A's spinstership foretold by the pungence of a failed beauty queen's pussy as she was peeing in San Jose City. 

The Girl from Nowhere was Uncorked as the master sommelier who recommended ice cold beer for Tuesday's dinakdakan, kinilaw na baka and boiled peanuts; a listing of Red Horse and pineapple juice to go with Thursday's inihaw na bangus and piattos; and a master plate of bland sopas for the community pantry in Baloc and assorted pork barbecue (laman, atay, isaw, balingit) for the fellowship of the Amaranth in Maligaya.

Through it all, the Phantom Biker lurked in the sidelines of the Giro d'Italia where his Confidential Assignment to possess Egan Bernal with a mountain biker's spirit was accomplished with the conquest of Campo Felice's graveled slopes, the maglia rosa claimed to honor Jupiter's Legacy, a portion of Ilog Baliwag explored, the Eagle's Nest still closed at 6:30 in the morning, vaccines and deaths dominating a scary week...

THE CUMMING OF COMMUNITY PANTRIES

I regret indulging Alina Starkov because it turned out that Ravka, both east and west of it, is empty and dry like Shadow and Bone, like Centerville where The Dead Don't Die, where Chief Cliff Robertson got lost in translation with Charlotte who sucked him like the brown bunny of Officer Mindy Morrison as Friends gather for beer, lechong kawali and fried chicken in Maligaya after a nephrolithotripsy, a filangee grounding the plane to Paris, a curtain call of Red Horse, daing na bangus and fried tilapia ushering the arrival of the community pantry in Bakal 2. 

Susumu Nokoshi is a Homunculus and a recipient of the community pantry in Shinjuku, so is The Soul of Liang Wen-Chao that manifest as Li Yan's thick pussy hair in Taipei 2032, the Phantom Biker braving the hell of summer in the time of the world's longest quarantine to Sexify the endowed and immodest Natalia on Tuesday, God-seeing Paulina on Wednesday, and horny but bitter Monika on Thursday, the peloton arriving  in Malhao and Kigali after YouTubing through the Karakoram Highway for a race to Shangri-la and Kashmir that culminated in Assissi while 584 kilometers away, layers of prosciutto and wheels of pecorino were served at the 104th Giro's community pantry in Turin as flashes of Delft Blue and Transylvania black punctuated a river of golden Riesling flowing through storybook Germany while microwaved chopsuey, seafood spaghetti, lumpiang sariwa and potato salad from a neighbor's pantry nourished the clan's delegation from Pozzorubio.

18+

You were not named after Pope John Paul because "Juan" means "fight for right" and Pablo Neruda is my poet laureate. 

You can now get a tattoo, marry, own property, watch 18+ movies and stand for election.

Remember though that the number 8 in "18" is like a coiled snake biting its tail, cunning and deceitful like Charles Sobhraj of Kanit House, treacherous like The Serpent that hugged the steep curves of the Estavayer Circuit and the slippery slopes of Thyon.

It was in Season 8 that Rachel got fertilized by Ross after a Tuesday special of crispy pata, tokwa't baboy, fried chicken wings and San Migue Pale Pilsen at Kuya Paeng's place, the night before Season 9 when Rachel yearned for Joey's dick and you turned 18 too with a pot of kalderetang baka, a rack of inihaw na liempo, a vat of fried chicken, and cases of black beer (Tiger) and whiskey (Johnny Walker). 

But Who Killed Sara? 

It ain't Cesar who was having his way with Rodolfo's girlfriend and wife, not Clara who was so into Chema and Lorenzo's anal show, so it must be Elroy and the incestuous Mariana whom Alex and Elisa should slap with an 18+ for those assembled in Baloc in the time of the quarantine. 

The Phanthom Biker time trialed to the podium in Fribourg in honor of Vincenzo who will be competing in the 104th edition of the Giro d'Italia after Episode 20 --- Myung-hee reduced to a charcoal, Han-seok exsanguinated, the fate of the gold bars unknown, Cha-young tounged but not fucked.