SAVVATOPHOBIA

The most anticipated day of the month is when those who labored were rewarded with "chines of beef, venison in Brew'z, pestelles of reede deer and carpes of young veale" that were prepared in the castle kitchens of York, Lancaster, Leeds and Arundel for the temple in Bakal 2. 

This is among the best kept secrets of great British castles and The Gaffer too who made sure of an ample fellowship despite being in the line of duty until he was implicated in the murder of DS John Corbett. 

Then the pandemic exploded to complicate the usual arrangements and since then, the life ahead shifted to every Saturday and Thursday of the month where the Phantom Biker rides with the Bakal 2 Bikers and get drunk with some of them, a change of routine remotely acknowledged from Bari by Madame Rosa and Momo. 

I am imagining a roasted pork belly for the noche buena but Roy Goode said Christmas is as godless as Frank Griffin and the festival of Saturnalia in La Belle, New Mexico to which German and Sara begged me to don't listen because it was the Spaniards who introduced farol for the Simbang Gabi and Panunuluyan until them Americans came with the five-pointed Star of Bethlehem.

And that was how Sunday's illness reunited Chiara and Anabel.

Somewhere in India, Mahen and Behari lusted after Binodini, a young childless and widowed MILF who seduced Tarabodho, a teenage adventurer who run away from copulating with his pubescent bride-to-be only to succumb to Giribala, a sex-starved housewife turned stage actress whom Detective Mohim suspected of being a nymphomaniac until he himself was sexually perverted by Harimati.

The Phantom Biker carried the stories by Rabindranath Tagore in his hydration bag to vanish the plague of the black cubes and be able to once again enjoy the corn of nourishment, the wine of refreshment and the oil of joy in the company of his brothers.