OF BLACK AND RED LABELS

So what's the Beef?

The bribed server piled plateloads of lechon baka at baboy from the pastures of Paxos for the gentlemen at Table No. 5 but did not malign the black and red-labeled ladies. 

Them ladies sold cheap brandy and wine from the vineyards of Calabasas but have nothing to do with registrations, financial reports and other baseless rumors.

 

He was the The Maestro in Blue shirt's chosen one but being a deputy is not in his stars so he opted to sit with the junior lecturers to incubate a reprisal.   

Who is the The Night Agent with the forked tounge then?

Under scutiny from the Thursday Group, Agent Sutherland testified that he intercoursed with but did not tounge Rose Larkin. 

Facing the penalty of drowning in a lake of kalderatang bibe, Orestis confessed he might have went down on Klelia at Camp David. 

Paul Cho admitted licking Amy Lau's crevices under her orders and was therefore fined with a tray of inihaw na tuna from Mang Inasal.

The Fugitive remains at large, his puppets installed as masters of the snake pit after the The Curious Case of Carlos Ghosn went through magnetic resonance imaging where a case of massive insecurity was revealed that was laughed off by the Mistahs who were diagnosed to be "happy lang" which the Phantom Biker captured in a reel of 5 biking days...