CROSSROADS

Two variations of tokwa't baboy chase through thick slices of salami and Italian cheese on Wednesday and Friday as the 12 Mighty Orphans from Forth Worth's Masonic Home barricaded themselves between a quarreling Master and Past Master of the Lodge in Baloc amidst a feast of tiim na bibe, sweet and sour gourami and sisig na manok while in Bakal 2, the dueling Growling Tiger and Dancing Cobra were frozen in a stalemate.  

Bulan came home to help break the impasse but the Hustle was too much even for Yakamoz S-245 whose crew of draft combine hopefuls and bickering scientists decided to stay submerged in the Mediterranean until 11M and the Terror in Madrid passes through Thursday's kilaweng kambing, sinampalukang manok and a pile of Toblerones that is all that remained of Jose Maria Aznar's fallen government.

It was a forgive but don't forget Saturday, like Season 2 of Love and Anarchy and Sofie who reincarnated the MILF of Bakal 2 as she who fornicated in the water closet, the garage and a kitchen table with a Company of Heroes that were all cloned from the Phantom Biker as he raced against the rain 5 week days prior to the 109th Tour de France.