BIG IN GAPAN

PR406 to Sapporo's New Chitose Airport has been in flight since 2020. 

But the runaways were still littered with the corpses of kikimoras and strzygas so Geralt of Rivia finally had it diverted to Balibago's Surla Street where it cleared Rumpa Restaurant as PR2340 to Puerto Princesa. 

It was not just that on the 22nd.

In Pantabangan, the Djinn's absurd P300 toll fee denied Pugad Baboy access to the palatial fakeness of the Highland Bali Villas Resort and Spa and were instead portaled by Yennefer of Vengerberg to a public view of the mystical lake for a tariff of just P30.

They then went chasing after leshys and myriapods through the onion fields of Bongabon after breaking the fast with a salty gotong Batangas in Rizal that brought them to the Sunset Peak Nature Camp in Laur where The Witcher asked a tithe of P20 to conjure the vast plains of Nueva Ecija.  

The momiji turned black in Asuke as Hokkaido transformed into a desert where sakura blossoms matured into huge seedless papayas as soon as Pugad Baboy touched down on Delos Reyes Street to make it Big in Gapan after a huge traffic jam in Castellano.

After our delayed 24th and before the 25th, unlimited samgyeopsal and extra large SNR pizza were drawn out of an afternoon downpour in Cabanatuan while in Angeles, the Crown Princess of Cintra consulted with mages on the diffirentiation of a Porterhouse to a T-Bone, or if the expired cream cheese in Bakal 2 will transform Emong's pandesal into a fruitcake that will save the decade's second pandemized Christmas. 

On the 23rd, the Phantom Biker strained for a glimpse of the forbidden flesh before it metamorphosed into tiim na manok and crispy pata for the Christmas feast.

On the 24th, the MILF of Bakal 2 returned to slice kinilaw na tuna from her bare thighs for the noche buena. 

On the 25th, the Thursday Club scoured the bike trails and gathered enough for a kinilaw na tanigue and lechong paksiw to conclude the first of the Holidays.