DAYS 603 TO 609

It took 1,001 nights to conceive The Beast of Bastille in the streets of Marseille whose memoir was narrated by Sheherazade in 1,000 stories that included seven episodes of The Women and the Murderer from the parking lots and apartments of Paris until Guy Georges was served the Red Notice in Monmartre by The Bishops and Madame le Prefet to abort a heist in The Louvre where Cleopatra bequeathed three bejewelled eggs from Massimo Bossetti of Brembati de Sopra as atonement for the death of Yara Gambirasio and to commemorate the resurrection of the Order of the Amaranth in Baloc.  

Maison Centrale Ensisheim is The Cabin in the Woods in Midtown Manhattan that is protected by the Guardians of the Wind from The Kitchen mafia and their 81 snakes whose mission is to expose Guy, Massimo and Kim Je-seok as one and the same Svaha with The Sixth Finger, a known connoisseur of The Whore's tits, The Virgin in her unforgettable panty scene, sluts like Claire Walsh, the scent of a freshly bathed MILF from Bakal 2, and sinful dinakdakan and crispy pata on Tuesday nights.  

As COP 26 concluded in Glasgow, The Phantom Biker wondered how haggis with curry sauce and stone crab claws from Miami tasted as he roamed the trails of Nueva Ecija and snacked on sandwiches with The Fabulous Filipino Brothers of Pittsburg after Insan Paner's interment, the frustration with Philam's Vitality app blunted with Friday's bland tokwa't baboy, the sweetness of Saturday's kalamay, and the surprising umami of tilapiang pinangat sa gata and niluyaang adobong manok...