THE BAKUNADOS

Landry du Lauzon and the Knights Templar fled Ciudad Jimenez to escape the abominable reincarnation of Michael Corleone and Vicenzo Cassano as Miguel Garza, The Unknown Hitman from Tokyo who stole The Story of El Cholo Adrian, the Mexican kendo master known as El Dragon who predicted The Return of a Warrior to Culiacan, the city where Knightfall S2 midwifed the rebirth of Grima, Gunhild and Magnea who were conceived in the slopes of the Katla volcano near Vik, a place of happiness where tiim na pata and pritong bangus graced Thursday night before The Bakunados assembled to fete Balong's unexpected academic conquest with fried liempo and Spam and all the honors that Bakal 2 can bestow to him including a Sunday brunch of fully loaded lomi, ginisang tokwa't baboy and pork sisig.   

Alms for the dead and a Special Communication permeated the failure of Vitality's app and the disappointment of a fully loaded lugaw which the Phantom Biker blunted by flirting with a petite pot seller, she who crashed the peloton so Julian Alaphillipe can wear yellow in Landernau and Mathieu van der Poel in Mur-de-Bretagne in the name of the chicharong baboy, salted eggs and canned tuna that were offered for a Sunday mass.