It took a blowjob to unleash the Army of the Dead upon Las Vegas as the pandemic broke out from Mexico City where the Lazcanos crumpled in the onslaught of Marifer's vengeance who remained clueless that it was Nicandro Who Killed Sara and not The Girl From Nowhere whose own Season 2 unleashed salacious memories of "I" reading porn while pleasuring herself in the balcony, "V" impregnated by the man who came through the jackfruit tree, Teacher J probably felt and tongued.
It turned out that the girls from Bangkok were infected too so Minnie, JennyX and Junko were summoned to exorcise the virus out of Wendy James who declared "I Am All Girls!" which pissed Nanno and Yuri who could have skewered her with a dance pole if not for the intervention of Johannesburg's vigilante cops who also ordered the Phantom Biker to Strip Down, Rise Up and get his first Covid vaccine after prepping on kalderetang kambing, fried chicken wings, sinampalukang manok, boiled peanuts and super cold Red Horse beer on Thursday night.
At the 104th Giro, The Next Three Days (with the exception of Stradella) after the conquest of Passo Giau saw Egan Bernal faltering in the slopes of Sega di Ala and Alpe di Mera before dropping the peloton at Valle Spluga-Alpe Motta to crown himself campione in Milan as the Brennans fled Pittsburgh for Caracas where they joined the Phantom Biker for a 1,380-kilometer bike ride to the Salt Cathedral of Zipaquira.
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