ROLLING STONED

Mick Jagger and Keith Richards faced off with Ron Wood and Charlie Watts in Football's Greatest Stage for the World Cup of aging rock stars as the crowd of Mexican Rolingas cheered a wave that rolled through A Trip Across Latin America where Pele, Cafu, Dunga and Ronaldo performed as the Rolling Stones of halftime breaks that always conclude with an encore of Victor Jara's anthem about the Massacre at the Stadium and the ballad of the Past Masters in Baloc.

Kyoto clashed with upstart Edo on Super Tuesday where the Three Great Unifiers from the Age of Samurai --- Nobunaga at center forward with Hideyoshi and Ieyasu as striker and second striker, respectively --- rained goals on the old man in his dotage and irrelevance while in Korea, the Thursday Special between Han Tae-sul of Sisyphus and Vicenzo Cassano raged non-stop until the waterboy has emptied the ice box of fried bangus, samgyupsal meat strips and refrigerated sisig to complement the dinakdakan and pinispisan from Talavera.

Lara Jean might be a delectable oriental prey To All the Boys of LA and Bakal 2 but the Phantom Biker prefer experience over innocence, mature Live Nude Girls like Aunt Nancy and the blue blooded MILF, an orgy of American Kamasutra instead of just plainly Banging Lanie and Ms. Corylus, or perhaps a day of walking over 5 days of biking.